I-I-I, I'ma Fireball!

  • Me: also this was linked to it: http://vevo.ly/scrQ6r
  • Sarah: i wish my dad was a celebrity and could GIVE me a career
  • Me: i also wish this twerp was not so damn catchy
  • Sarah: ha!
  • Me: like seriously, i should hate her... but i don't... cuz she is twerpy
  • Sarah: right
  • Me: and apparently... A FIREBALL
  • Sarah: apparently
  • Me: her outfit looks like a thrift store freebie trunk took a shit... damn LA "fashion"
  • Sarah: hm. won't load for me. i think it's a sign... that i should not have to watch it.
  • Me: yeah. because once NIkki Minaj shows up your fear that she raped, ate and is wearing the pelts of all the denizens of Rainbow Land, Berry Land, Pony Land and Care-A-Lot will be answered.
  • Sarah: she scares me

Outsourcing Twitter?

@kwanzer: @Hulu why are you not working on my, PS3.

@hulu_support; Can you deleting, then reinstalling our app?

@kwanzer: Sure. I will trying that.

How to Winning

  • @kwanzer: Last night, I casually said "#winning," a word I often use, with no idea about this @CharlieSheen thing. I've been working too many hours.
  • @Frigginfreak: @CharlieSheen How is it "Winning" when you wear that silly hat everyday?
  • @kwanzer: Which of us are you talking to?
  • @Frigginfreak: YOU!
  • @kwanzer: Well, unlike a Luchadore mask, it is easy to eat with a hat on. I consider that a win.
  • @Frigginfreak: WHAT@! COME DOWN AND SAY THAT TO MY LUCHADORE FACE!
  • @kwanzer: No. Too busy winning.
  • @Frigginfreak: Hipsters don't win.
  • @kwanzer: They must win, since I am winning.

New Business Opportunity, Starbucks

  • Foreign Woman with Boyfriend: Excuse me?
  • Post★Boy: Yeah?
  • Foreign Woman: Can we rent these (points to people in Starbucks using computers)
  • Post★Boy: ?
  • Foreign Woman: Computers. Where do we ask?
  • Post★Boy: You can't rent computers and they just serve coffee here.
  • Foreign Woman: Do you know places we can rent computer?
  • Post★Boy: No, idea. We don't rent computers in the US.
  • After reviewing this conversation with coworkers I realized that they were looking for a computer cafe.