Reasons That I Am In the Office In the Middle of a Blizzard
- The wife’s office never shuts down, so I decided to escort her.
- Didn’t attend the Social Club last night.
- Am not hungover due to Reason 2.
- I don’t live in New Jersey, Westchester or wherever people live to dodge state and city tax.
- It’s just snow. Humans invented the snow plow, salt and shovel years ago.
- Less people are out, which makes the commute tolerable.
- One more Foursquare checkin than my boss for mayorship of the office.
- Bragging rights… no, not really.
- Freedom to prank everyone’s office that did not make it in.
- Could it be I am just plain stupid?
