Reasons That I Am In the Office In the Middle of a Blizzard

1. The wife’s office never shuts down, so I decided to escort her.
   
   
2. Didn’t attend the Social Club last night.
   
   
3. Am not hungover due to Reason 2.
   
   
4. I don’t live in New Jersey, Westchester or wherever people live to dodge state and city tax.
   
   
5. It’s just snow. Humans invented the snow plow, salt and shovel years ago.
   
   
6. Less people are out, which makes the commute tolerable.
   
   
7. One more Foursquare checkin than my boss for mayorship of the office. 
   
   
8. Bragging rights… no, not really.
   
   
9. Freedom to prank everyone’s office that did not make it in. 
   
   
10. Could it be I am just plain stupid?