Fun Without Apples

• Apple Genius: how can I help you today, sir?
• Old East Euro Dude: This computer is not working.
• Apple Genius: Okay, can I have a look at it?
• Apple Genius: Sir, this is a PC.
• Old East Euro Dude: Yes, and is not working.
• Apple Genius: Sir, this is the Apple Store. We only work on Macs.
• Old East Euro Dude: So, you cannot fix this?