You’re Not Multi-Tasking, You’re Being an Ass!
More often than I would like, I end up stuck in line behind someone that is talking on their mobile while attempting to use an ATM, order food or walk down the street.
Can’t your conversation wait for a more optimal situation?
If rambling about the guy that won’t call you back slows down typing in your PIN, shut the fuck up.
If talking about how much you drank last night at that club, while you rifle around in your giant bag that takes up the entire counter and you can’t actually order your pointlessly, complicated coffee-related beverage because you are already engaged in a line of communication, then shut the fuck up.
Unless it is an emergency call, shut the fuck up.
You’re hold up EVERYONE, with your self-centered, oblivious, prattling. Shut the fuck up!
I hate you so much.
