Post★Boy

Hunger is an odd thing.

I ate more than half of a tasty, pepperoni and onion pizza last night only to wake up hungry enough to eat the chef what baked it. Seeing as how I prefer to suppress all urges to eat, my only conclusion is that I have managed to acquire a tapeworm.

After a bit of research, I surmised that it can’t be a tapeworm and that having one is the nastiest goddamned thing I have every learned about.

Ignorance truly can be bliss in some cases.