I really didn’t know how to mention it after it happened but Post★GF and I ended up discussing the dreams we’d had that night and I sheepishly had to admit to a sex dream involving my person and Dame Judi Dench.
Now before you go thinking that I am an ageist, I think Madam Dench is quite handsome for a woman of many years, however as a fan of The Soup, I could only blame Joel McHale’s constant mention of shagging her, as the catalyst for my subconscious mental wanderings.
Despite offering this same reasoning to Post★GF she simply wanted to know, “Was she any good?”
I never answered.