Archive for July 2007

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Fucking Nuts and Cookies

If I get on a plane at 12:30, that is lunchtime goddammit!
It is inhumane to subject a person to a 6 hour flight, with a mewling baby, two fat people crammed into normal sized chairs, plus reclined on my knees with a bitch next ot me that talks about everything she is going to do [...]

I am Not Your Friend

Friendships can be marked by a number of things; listening to problems, hanging out, drinking, and other mutual activities.
Sending me a friend request does not make you my friend.
If we have never met in person, emailed, talked on the phone, sat in the same subway car, then we do not know each other.
Make sense?

Because it is True

Everyone should own a Nintendo Wii, but especially me.

Funny Shit That I Hear

“Summer time is rubber time.”

Subliminal Causes

I really didn’t know how to mention it after it happened but Post★GF and I ended up discussing the dreams we’d had that night and I sheepishly had to admit to a sex dream involving my person and Dame Judi Dench.
Now before you go thinking that I am an ageist, I think Madam Dench is [...]