I was sitting on the train and took note of the transsexual sitting across from me. For the most part because s(he) was sensibly attired for a morning commute but as some trannies do, was wearing way too much makeup to compensate for having a stronger jaw than I.
Unfortunately, after s(he) stood up and walked to the door I realized that trans-gender men cannot, in fact, get preggers.
*blush*