My favorite pair of jeans are about to fall off of my ass, so I reckoned it was time for a new pair. Also, Post★GF is a denim aficionado and informed me that my 32×32 size choice made my legs look short.
Fine. I head to The Gap.
But I like my jeans fitted round my thin legs and with a generous cuff, does Gap have this? NO! They only have loose fit/boot cut or as I like to call them, Somebody Else’s Fucking Pants Fit.
I never try on jeans because I am a 32×32, and a man. I bought a 32×34 and now I am wearing my older brother’s pants
Also their adverts have been really mean to women lately:
The How’s Being a Fat Pig Working Out for You Jeans
And:
You Don’t Have a Man Pants
