Spring has finally sprung in NYC and I couldn’t be any happier, except for when I see people getting a little climate happy and wearing stuff that if obviously for summer, like flip-flops.
I used to think that when I saw women paddling around the city in footwear that would lead to frostbite and loss of digits that I was witness to vanity at its height. No one really likes feet… well except fetishists but generally they are not the prettiest part of a lady. So I could not understand why all these girls would be out and about wearing beach shoes in temperatures of “I can still see my breath.”
Post★GF explained to me that these crazy chicks were not, in fact, enamored with their bi-peds but had just come from gettin’ their toes did…
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Oh.