Now, I’m Gonna Get It
Post★Grandma was in town this past week and it could not have been a worse time. Work had me away and I spent the other half of my time sleeping and running errands. Plus, when she visits, she is either at church or some hard-to-reach relative’s place. Either way, she is pissed.
From Post★VoiceMail:
Post★Grandma: Hi Post★Boy. This is your grandmother.
Post★Grandma: You know I am here at Post★Godmother’s and you can’t even call me.
Post★Grandma: Well, I just wanted to hear your voice and I heard it on the answering machine.
Post★Grandma: I love you.
Post★Grandma: God bless you.
Post★Grandma blessing someone can either mean exactly that or it can mean, “Fuck you, you self-absorbed, ungrateful, little, thief of my genetic material.”
I am pretty sure this was the latter.
Aw, that makes me sad.
It makes the Baby Jesus sad as well. Grams will get called soon.