Post★Boy

Post★Boy: (Picks up mobile) Hello.
Some Dood: Hello. This is UPS. I am looking for Post★Boy.
Post★Boy: This is he.
UPS Guy: I am outside your door.
Post★Boy: Well, I am at work and need to reschedu..
UPS Guy: OK. Bye! *click*

This is why I hate UPS:

1. They always deliver during regular work hours, i.e. 9-5. Who the fuck is home during then?
2. They are fucking lazy. They will not ring your bell and pretend you weren’t home.
3. They are fucking rude. Don’t get pissed at me because your stoopid fucking company has not figured out that PEOPLE ARE AT WORK FROM 9-5!

When will this stoopid fucking company figure this out and make delivery hours from 6-11PM & 7-9AM? It is not rocket science.