When you’ve spent the night out drinking with your buddies, who were out drinking the night before, the thing to do is sleep over your girlfriend’s place.
The thing not to do, is forget to have clothing available so that you can change the next day for work, because when the other option is trekking all the way back home to shower and change, you are better off just washing and heading to a local Gap and to buy a lovely sweater, underthings and a kick ass pair of socks.
You can then close your office door, drop trou and make with the quick change all Clark Kent/Superman styles before anyone is the wiser.
No walk of shame for me kids. Your Mouse don’t roll like that.
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Girlfriend?
Notice how he was all sly about inserting that in there. As if we weren’t going to notice with all the phone booth talk.