Archive for February 2007
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Wouch!
(In the midst of conversation about egos)
Post★GF: If you want some sympathy, get a hooker.
Thank Juan Valdez
Today is going to require a lot of coffee.
Now, I’m Gonna Get It
Post★Grandma was in town this past week and it could not have been a worse time. Work had me away and I spent the other half of my time sleeping and running errands. Plus, when she visits, she is either at church or some hard-to-reach relative’s place. Either way, she is pissed.
From Post★VoiceMail:
Post★Grandma: Hi [...]
Well, Fuck You Too
Post★Boy: (Picks up mobile) Hello.
Some Dood: Hello. This is UPS. I am looking for Post★Boy.
Post★Boy: This is he.
UPS Guy: I am outside your door.
Post★Boy: Well, I am at work and need to reschedu..
UPS Guy: OK. Bye! *click*
This is why I hate UPS:
They always deliver during regular work hours, i.e. 9-5. [...]
You Break It. I Bought It?
1BadMF came to NYC for a visit and crashed at my pad. I love having guests, mostly because it leads to funny conversations like the following:
1BadMF: So I broke your shower…
Post★Boy: What? How’d you break my shower?
1BadMF: Well, I didn’t realize that the showerhead didn’t just slide up from the holster.
Post★Boy: You have to turn [...]