Archive for January 2007

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Ma Mouse | Switched

Yay! Ma Mouse is buying a Mac.

Yo’ Momma

This has nothing to do with The Dozens, but is just as classic.
So, I invited Ma Mouse over to see the New Mousepad, fully expecting her to hate my choices in paint, furniture, decoration and check the place for live-in girlfriends. While she was not quite sure that my place was an actual three bedroom, [...]

No Wire Hangers. EVER!

For a moment there was peace.
I had decided that because my dress shirts were returned to me on hangers that the surly laundry lady would be allowed my future patronage. Despite the fact that she had lost my laundry bag, returned my clean clothes to me in a garbage bag and generally overcharged me, I [...]

That’s Don Magic, for Short

Drunken Mouse: grabbing a beer at botanica with Nee and Sooz after work. what are you doing?
JennieSMASH!: well now, i guess i’m grabbing a beer with you guys!
Drunken Mouse: good. brb.
(10 minutes later)
Drunken Mouse: mmm. coffeee
JennieSMASH!: mmmmm
Drunken Mouse: so i will probably be heading over to botanica around 6pm
Drunken Mouse: Sooz and Nee are to [...]

Pay It Forward

If anyone brings it up in front of Ma Mouse, I will deny it, but I have come to the conclusion that all my good fortune of late has likely been the result of my desire to be a better mouse.
The past year has been rough and I cannot state that I have often made [...]