A Quick XMAS Excerpt
After a stomach satisfying XMAS with the SMASH! Family, Jennie SMASH! and I parked it on the sofa to deliberate on VH1 commentators.
Drunken Mouse: Daytwan? What the fuck kind of name is Daytwan?
Drunken Mouse: I hate it when black folk just make shit up!
Drunken Mouse: “Yo, son. Wha’s yoh name mean?”
Drunken Mouse: “Uhm… uhh… ”
Jennie SMASH!: It means that his mother was 13 years old.
SMASH! & Mouse: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
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