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Bits From XMAS
On the Way to SMASHMUS I am Stopped for “Advanced Search” in the Airport
Security Manager: What is this?
Drunken Mouse: Pie tin.
Security Manager: What is it for?
Drunken Mouse: …
Drunken Mouse: Pie.
A Quick XMAS Excerpt
After a stomach satisfying XMAS with the SMASH! Family, Jennie SMASH! and I parked it on the sofa to deliberate on VH1 commentators.
Drunken Mouse: Daytwan? What the fuck kind of name is Daytwan?
Drunken Mouse: I hate it when black folk just make shit up!
Drunken Mouse: “Yo, son. Wha’s yoh name mean?”
Drunken Mouse: “Uhm… uhh… ”
Jennie [...]
Quote of the Day
“What’s the use of a good quotation if you can’t change it?”
- Doctor Who
Merry XMAS! Ho, HO, ho!
For all of you fellas out there, doing some last minute shopping.
Try something special.
To let her know what’s on your mind.
Something from the heart…
Like your dick in a box.
Steps as follows:
And that’s the way you do it.
Thanks SNL!
Remember the Afterparty
Change of fucking topic.
For contextual reference, I am a lifetime New Yorker and young enough to really have adult fun but old enough to remember the good old days.
Like the afterparty.
There was a time that one would go out to an event, rock show, club, whateves, but the real troopers were not the straglers that [...]