Praying for Muffins
My morning routine is wrought with peril.
When I wake up a little late, what follows is a rush of forgetting all the things that I usually need to do, like eat breakfast. Today’s morning meal was a shot of OJ on top of a freshly brushed mouth, completely negating the lovely Vitamin C laden taste.
On a side note, beer in a freshly washed mouth, tastes like fucking magic.
Anyway, I am behind schedule and still need to iron a shirt and tie but thought that taking a sec to blog my woe was a good use of time. I hope there is something tasty to eat at the office.
Cheers.
What kind of beer? Does it work for all alcohol? Like if I were to drink a truly great anejo tequila after brushing my teeth, would that be magical? What about wine?
Mouse, I need your guidance here!
Aight, here is the trick.
Mouthwash; I generally use Listerine (those little mouth strips work too if you wanna keep it going)
So after the mouthwash, hit your local pub and order a domestic, like Magic Hat (no pun intended). It will honestly make any beer taste better the first couple of sips.
I have yet to try it with wine or hard liquor, but my assumption is that it would be like mixing low-fat milk with whole milk.
I must look into this.
And next time I have good tequila in the house (I’m currently suffering from a crap collection, and just finished all the wine), I’ll brush my teeth then drink it.
Then I will come here and report.