I’m Whatever Color the Cops Think I Am

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Damn! Cops shot a brotha 50 times! That is 20 more than the last time. Beat that record.

This is why I am not a fan of NYC cops and why when friends ask me what race I am I say, “Whatever the cops think,” leaving out, “…hopefully not Black.” I love that side of my heritage, but for real for real - muh’fuckaz is tryin’ to kill niggas regularly.

Like for breakfast - eat an egg, shoot a nigger, have some coffee.

Even the mayor of New York called it excessive and that fucker doesn’t give a shit about anybody.

Some out there would like to call this racial and on some level it could be. Mostly because those jackass officers shot 50 times.

50.

The truth is that more than half of the cops were “minorities” and the other truth is that cops get brainwashed into being cops first, whatever else second. The other truth is the ugly one that we don’t like about ourselves - we make snap judgments. You see a black man acting real niggerish, we assume that he is up to no good.

A pack of niggerish black men in an argument scares people, even punk ass cops. Don’t act like it doesn’t. It does, and that is OK. Cuz when I see brothaz about to scrap, the first thing I think is “Damn, these crazy niggas ’bout to start some shit.”

The question though is, what does that matter? In that situation, I try to get as far away from ig’nant muh’fuckaz as humanly possible. As an officer of the law, I wait until these arguing jackasses pull a gun on one another, then draw my weapon, but you know, “Shoot first, ask questions later.”