… I will actually blog about something insightful or at least fun. Well, that last post was pretty fun, because despite his attire, that motherfucker was obviously insane.
So the new job thing is seriously the best job I have ever had and this is the last aside for this post.
The actual topic for ranting today came from a conversation I had with Woodchuck. Basically, I was lamenting what she coined as me being “extremely charming” so much that her friends have checked the packaging and wondered if Your Mouse was gay.
Mind you, this is not because I give off any homosexual aura, but mostly because I show some attention to my attire, can hold genuine conversations about things that interest the fairer sex and might not be bad looking.
We can also factor in (minus the “looks” part) that all of the above are apparently not traits normally attributed to my gender, making me far more appealing. Make no mistake dear stalkers readers, I do not write this to rub anyone’s nose in my apparent good fourtune, it’s just I never took inventory on my good qualities, until someone else pointed them out.
And I am very hard on myself, so don’t think for one second that I have any delusions about my person. I am still a card-carrying member of the Self-Loathing Brigade.
Prepare yourselves for future self-deprecation!