When did it become normal to just show all your ass on the Internets?
I am not talking about porn, but MySpace (and don’t judge, because you know you’re on there at least once a day too). In a fit of boredom, I hit the browse feature to see what sort of people lived in the five mile vicinity of myself. Apparently I am surrounded by hoes. Now before there are any estrogen-charged comments thrown my way, this goes for the men folk as well.
It’s not just shirtless roid ragers - I seen nipples on there. Women nipples!
So, what sort of response does a young lady expect from not only sharing pictures of herself in a bikini, back arched and looking sultry, but of her assuming the position, hands on a wall, ass poked out? I mean you’ll excuse me for being rude but displaying pictures of you in your thong is going to incite the worst from the opposite sex, even if you label it something cute like, “This is me changing at work.”
There is nothing wrong with exhibitionists, I like them, but somehow these sort of profiles should have a little red light icon next to them, because they put one in the mind of such things. Now, I am not complaining, just making a simple observation. I like tiddies just like… everybody! Everybody loves tiddies!
* Men love tiddies. This is a known fact.
* Women love tiddies. They love having them and talking about other women’s’.
* Babies LOVE tiddies. It’s where milk comes from and is a headrest.
* Kids, can’t have the milk anymore but damn if it isn’t a good headrest.
* Old men love them and hate them because they have less access.
* Old women love them and hate them because they have less access.
* Jesus loves tiddies.
Yes, Jesus loves him some tiddies. How do I know? Because people say that he loves everyone unconditionally. His dad made tiddies and I imagine that he considers them a plus. And He made MySpace too (not that Todd guy) where tiddies of all sizes can be found; big tits, little tits, palm-perfect tits, no tits, fake tits, brown tits, tan tits, pale tits, rounds tits, restrained tits, tits you don’t even want to see tits.
Hooray Jesus! Hooray Tits!