Archive for July 2006
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The Good Times are Killing Me
So contrary to my plan to stop the Dating Fiesta, women are making it very, very hard…
Get your filthy minds out of the gutter. Such five year olds!
It’s summertime and what all of the women in the world could do to help me out is the following:
Wear more clothing.
Yes, I know it is hot, but [...]
Drunken Mouse? Where Ya Been?
There has been a lot of shit going on in the past 3 week kids. Mouse has been through some rough periods in the past but this has been a doozy. Sufficed to say, the end result has been a smarter, more mature Mouse, with the help of a professional.
And no, not with the drinking.
C’mon [...]
I Wish I Knew
Your dearest wish will come true. Lucky Numbers 8,23, 32, 39, 40, 46. You know I like my fortune cookie fortunes, but I have no idea what my dearest wish is anymore… sad, no?