So contrary to my plan to stop the Dating Fiesta, women are making it very, very hard…
Get your filthy minds out of the gutter. Such five year olds!
It’s summertime and what all of the women in the world could do to help me out is the following:
- Wear more clothing.
Yes, I know it is hot, but perhaps house dresses (mu’u mu’us) would do the trick.
- Wash hair with generic brand of shampoo.
Mice have very sensitive noses and you smell way too damn good.
- Blow me off.
See you are thinking dirty again.
Grow up.Anyway, in the evenings, after a few pints, Danger Mouse comes out. He is trouble. He looks like me and uses all of my good traits as a lure. I am drunk ladies and surprisingly charming when so. Please do not take anything that he says as anything more than inebriation. He might, but I don’t wants no trouble.
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FYI: It’s mu’umu’u.
…and before you ask, yes, I do know everything.