There is only one reason that after a night of boozin’ away my woes, that I am up, bright and squirrelly; my internal clock.
It is truly an amazing theoretical device and saves my ass on a regular basis. Last night, I slept (OK, passed out) during my entire train ride, only to snap awake the minute I arrived at my stop.
Now I am conscious because my internal clock loves 6:30AM and wants to see it everyday. Everyday!
Drunken Mouse with auto-pilot functions now available at a local pub near you.