Wow! I had many plans to narrow the focus of this blog to several important topics, one of which is surviving a zombie attack. I hate zombies. They are bastards and I have no intention of going out chewed up by the undead.
To make sure that those fuckers do not get the jump on us, Google has intelligently introduced a zombie tracker into Google Maps. Brilliant!
In order to track the dead simply type:
zombie: address, state, zip code
This way you can know for sure if there are any animated corpses in your area and deal with them accordingly.
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