Post★Boy

ExGF-S: hey
ExGF-S: just had a disturbing convo with my mom
ExGF-S: about sex
ExGF-S: she was like I feel like Mouse is very asian in that hes not slutty
DrunkenMouse: LALALALALALALALALA
ExGF-S: you right?
DrunkenMouse: LALALALALALALALALALA
ExGF-S: she was like hes not been with many women right?
DrunkenMouse: i am NOT reading that
DrunkenMouse: OMFG. your mom knows too much
ExGF-S: she just assumed
DrunkenMouse: gezzus lordy jehovah
ExGF-S: then she was like in a marriage, sex is very important
ExGF-S: the first year, you shouldnt be able to get your hands off of each other
ExGF-S: like you’ll probably want to do it every day, maybe twice a night!
ExGF-S: i was like LALA LALA LA LA
DrunkenMouse: LALALALALALALALALALA
ExGF-S: ^_^
ExGF-S: *snuggles*
ExGF-S: i think im properly traumatized
DrunkenMouse: thanks for sharing that trauma
ExGF-S: no problem
DrunkenMouse: i need brain floss
ExGF-S: she thinks youre not slutty
DrunkenMouse: !_!
ExGF-S: hahahhhahahah
ExGF-S: ^_^
ExGF-S: my mom thinks VERY highly of you