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PS: This is a drunken post. Shush
Fuck. I have no idea what I was going to type about…
Well, that is all fucked now isn’t it?
Uhm… (annoy Jennie SMASH!) uhm… well shit.
Fuck it. Next time.
It’s only Monday. Oh wait.
Google, “Drunken Mouse.”
I am the first site on the list.
How cool is that?
Soon I will be [...]

ExGF-S: hey
ExGF-S: just had a disturbing convo with my mom
ExGF-S: about sex
ExGF-S: she was like I feel like Mouse is very asian in that hes not slutty
DrunkenMouse: LALALALALALALALALA
ExGF-S: you right?
DrunkenMouse: LALALALALALALALALALA
ExGF-S: she was like hes not been with many women right?
DrunkenMouse: i am NOT reading that
DrunkenMouse: OMFG. your mom knows too much
ExGF-S: she just [...]

Just in case someone comes across this and decides to be "offended," the one thing I will reveal about myself is that I am technically a black mouse. I use "technically," because if you live in NYC you are basically whatever color the cops think you are, so all you brown-skinned folk best not assume [...]

I came to the conclusion that being given a weird first name like Drunken pretty much set me up for a curmudgeon’s life.
When you spend your formative years watching Romper Room without Ms. Mary ever once calling your name you start thinking something is wrong.
By the time you reach your teens you’ve been thoroughly [...]