There is this girl on my friend list and I do not know who she is…
You’d think that with a name like Drunken Mouse I would be better at remembering normal names, but guess what?
I am not.
I always forget names unless I see a person daily and even then there are no guarantees.
This girl has been on my list since August 2005 and even messaged me to let me know she finally joined. I am guessing that prior to that date I knew who she was, but now… not so much.
She keeps popping up in the Friend Tracker because she updates her profile about every two seconds and I’ve often meant to write and say, "Hi… Who the fuck are you again?"
Previous experiences with this situation has learned me that this is considered rude, so I am left with something akin to fake smiling at a party and avoiding any conversation that would require the person’s name.
It doesn’t help that this woman is very hot (She has a BF now, but not when she messaged me. Now I am single. Life = cruel) and has hot friends, but we also have no friends in common, so I can’t ask anyone who she is.
What is proper etiquette for someone with the memory of a goldfish?