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Most of the robot technology being created is basically going to lead to The Matrix/Terminator end of mankind. Though some geniuses out there have the right thinking in mind when it comes to the role of robots in the human home.
Enter Asahi, the worlds greatest invention.
Fuck your iPod. Segways are retarded and no robot should [...]

There is this girl on my friend list and I do not know who she is…
You’d think that with a name like Drunken Mouse I would be better at remembering normal names, but guess what?
I am not.
I always forget names unless I see a person daily and even then there are no guarantees.
This [...]

I’ve been hearing this phrase a lot recently from my female friends and while I absolutely agree with them, finding a fuck buddy is easier said than done — especially if you have a vagina.
Hopefully without seeming egotistical, I can state that I think am an attractive mouse. I’m no Jude Law or Denzel [...]

I have been experiencing a lot of strange things lately because of my red star communist cap. Some people are inqusitive or just understand the fashion/irony of it. Mostly, I tell folk that is represents my dedication to  Heinekenism.
The people that weird me out are the ones that seem fearful, like it’s the 40’s [...]

I am sure people are gonna be all about this band in the coming months. I mean their name is Morningwood, so they’ve already endeared themselves to every hipster shit who thinks he is clever.
Anyway, I found out this morning that this band was playing at the Bowery from the office bathroom paper and was [...]