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Believe it or not I do not celebrate Xmas, so as the story says during said season this mouse is not stirring. I actually rather like Xmas and think it would be a bit condescending to enlighten people on it’s pagan origins. If they haven’t done their research, they are just stoopid.
My only gripe with [...]

Wuuuuuuuugh.
This was one hell of a week. I managed to party every night since Wednesday and still wake up every morning fit as a fiddle. Apparently, that one night was a fluke and I am now, Super Drunken Mouse Level 3.
I am actually too tired to even blog the details but a good time was [...]

It was sort of like Superman falling out of the sky. I am not sure what happened but at my second favorite bar in Manhattan, with friends when I suddenly became quite ill. So as I sit here recovering in the Mousepad, let’s retrace my steps.

1 Boddingtons beer at a company function = perfectly fine
3 [...]

Yeah, right.
I know that this sort of thing is done to endear products to the empty-headed masses yearning to be famous, but for fucks sake — giving this knobgoblin an Xbox 360 when thousands of little kids will have none for Christmas is just cruel.
Paris Hilton probably has the hand-eye coordination of a deranged giraffe. [...]

I went iceskating for the Sweetest Girl ’s birthday party and didn’t do so badly considering that I had been on iceskates only one other time in my life. The experience was the same as then:        Don’t fall. Don’t fall. Don’t fall.
I didn’t fall. Though I came close a few times. Fortunately, I [...]