This is Where the “Mouse” Comes In
heyUhm… so I was checking a message on one of my "friend databases" and in the midst of it got messaged by some girl wanting to be my new friend.
The message was a sparkling, animated gif that read "WAZZUP?"
No, I shit you not.
Fuck it, I wanted to see where this came from, so I clicked the profile. Basically, a Mid-Western girl from one of those states us coast people forget (poor education not snobbery). There was more gaudy gifness in the about section followed by a thuggish lookin’ nigga in the testimonials gripping the lads to make sure they don’t fall out of his baggy pants.
Morbidly fascinated, I read the detailed profile, a little too young, loves country music, not very educated, doesn’t like books much… obviously did not read my profile. Top this sundae off with being a Scientologist cherry and I am wondering if the request was even serious.
This person can’t want to be my friend but I suppose what is so intriguing is that she even wrote to me, when we are obviously on different planets.
Is it cool to just ignore a message? I don’t know. This is where the Mouse part comes in. I am too nice and feel bad not writing back, plus she is kinda scary.
Run mouse, run.
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