Yeah, right.
I know that this sort of thing is done to endear products to the empty-headed masses yearning to be famous, but for fucks sake — giving this knobgoblin an Xbox 360 when thousands of little kids will have none for Christmas is just cruel.
Paris Hilton probably has the hand-eye coordination of a deranged giraffe. She has that gimpy eye-thing going on, which is likely a sign that she is prone to epileptic seizures when exposed to flashing images, math problems or not being the center of the fucking universe. Giving her a Premium Xbox 360 is sort of like giving Bill Gates a dollar — that’s just shit they don’t need.
Her actually parading it around is the kind of fuckiness you would expect from a person who’s parents didn’t care enough to think up a name with more meaning than a city they own hotels in.
Seriously, Paris fuck off. We’ve all seen you bare-assed doing the squelchy. We’ve seen enough.
- A message from everyone whose reservation was not honored