If You Wouldn’t Teach Your Kid to Hit, Why Teach R2?

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4So… uhm… why is this a good idea? Let’s teach robots how to hit — with blunt objects. No, that’s not going to bite anyone in the ass later. I mean, what if this little guy is running on Windows and crashes?

WHACK! Ow! Okay, power off.
WHACK! Shit! Why didn’t that work?
WHACK! Fuckin… he doesn’t have a screen. I don’t know wha-
WHACK! Aah! Christ! Somebody gimme a ha-
WHACK! Ack! Is he speeding u-
WHACK! Gah! WHACK! Fuc- WHACK!
WHACK! WHACK WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
WHACK! WHACK WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!

3060000000056284Watch Terminator and The Matrix people. Never teach the robots violence. Better yet, don’t make them humanoid. No arms, no legs no problems. And certainly do not give them weapons. Give them mops like this little guy.

Source: Akihabara News