Archive for November 2005

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Science is Not Being Applied Properly

Some MIT lab rat needs to make coffee healthy.
We all drink it by the gallon. Starfucks makes millions from it. Fuck Jamba Juice! Put some vitamins and minerals in my Hazelnut Latte, muh’fuckaz!
Extra whipped cream! Don’t get slapped Einstein.

Who the Hell Isn’t in My Extended Network

Seriously, can I click on a Friendster profile and not have it be someone I know through someone else? I mean yeah, extended network means someone that is seperated by four friends or more but still it feels too close to home. I mean damn, basically I am friends, by association, with half of the [...]

Orphan Thanksgiving

I do not generally celebrate many holidays around this time of year. Christmas ended when I was six, which is cool because in order to keep me from being a total pariah, I got a present early and could open whenever I wanted. Nice work MommaMouse.
The only holiday I really look forward to is [...]

Bartender! Another Goblet of Fire, Please.

What is it with parents? Your kids are rolling around on the filthy sidewalk while you play with your fucking Treo 650!
Seriously lady, your kid just stomped on my foot. They are just kids, but I am gonna punch you in the back of your head. Why do people with children feel like the rest [...]

Moblogging

Just figured out how to blog with my mobile. It’s on now!